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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 02:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why is there no evidence of a multiverse theory?

So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Mariners set return date for ace Logan Gilbert - The Seattle Times

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Trump says U.S. will get rare earth minerals from China and tariffs on Chinese goods will total 55% under new trade framework - PBS

Nuts and Butts

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

Physicists observe a new form of magnetism for the first time - Phys.org

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

In what circumstances might a chaperone be appropriate for a medical examination?

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Have your parents ever walked in on you?

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

MATCH RECAP: Inter Miami CF Debuts in FIFA Club World Cup 2025 Opener, Earns Draw Against Al Ahly FC - Inter Miami CF

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Turn This ChatGPT Prompt Into A Six-Figure Passive Income Stream - Forbes

No go.

No, not a chance

MIT’s Chilling Experiment That Could Prove Gravity Is Quantum - SciTechDaily

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why would a person always be so tired?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

I discovered the 5 plants that moles hate, to stop them from causing havoc in my backyard - Homes and Gardens