What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 02:34

Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why is there no evidence of a multiverse theory?
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Mariners set return date for ace Logan Gilbert - The Seattle Times
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Physicists observe a new form of magnetism for the first time - Phys.org
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
In what circumstances might a chaperone be appropriate for a medical examination?
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Have your parents ever walked in on you?
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Turn This ChatGPT Prompt Into A Six-Figure Passive Income Stream - Forbes
No go.
No, not a chance
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MIT’s Chilling Experiment That Could Prove Gravity Is Quantum - SciTechDaily
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why would a person always be so tired?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks